honkifyourehorny
I just want to watch "Honk If You're Horny" in peace!
honkifyourehorny

What the men who say that really mean is “If she’s going to do something as unheard of as reject ME, why can’t she demurely and politely (to my tastes, of course) decline and then bow and scrape away while apologizing profusely and complimenting me on my chivalry while calling me Sir?”