Because the economic laissez-faire of the 1920's worked out great, eh?

I don’t think we can really even call him “uncertainty” at this point - at any given point it is a certainty that he will pick the worst of all possible actions.

Heh. I was reading it out loud to Mrs. Neanderthalman, and did it Colbert style where you accentuate each random capitalization.

Don’t worry. He’s now told the Fed and investors to not rely on numbers and to use the force to feel the market instead. I’m sure that’s totally going to right the ship.

Doing the cyber?

Uh... I don’t know where you’re getting your news, but every major outlet including Fox is talking about how the US is on the verge of a recession. It lines up perfectly with the big fact that November was when Obama’s effect on the economy would wear off and Trump’s would take over.

Investors don’t like uncertainty. Trump is all uncertainty. He hires incompetent and/or corrupt advisers. He has no idea what he’s doing himself and the only actions he takes are what he thinks are good for him, not for anyone else. No shit it’s Trump’s fault.

This has been getting a lot of SC coverage and the parents are heard in the background of the video rounding up the other young’ns and rudely encouraging them to talk over their sister’s conversation and ‘Say hello to Mr. President!’. I’m not even a little surprised at how proud they sound.

All else aside, you kind of undercut yourself by putting these two consecutively:

Childhood: What a beautiful parallel universe, in which there is a Santa and there aren’t any Trump kids.

Whatever happened to Barron, anyway? Is he staying at Uncle Vlad’s for the duration of the Trump presidency as collateral?

And had such tiny pussy grabbing fingers.

It’s almost as though crippling the steel industry (as well as any that depend on it, like automobiles) with poorly thought out tariffs and entering a trade war with China when one has zero leverage is a bad idea that’s going to have detrimental effects on the financial market.

They named her Collman.

When the invisible hand is making an iPhone X screen greasy....

Can we call CPS? It is clearly child abuse to force your 7 yr old to speak to Trump.

Melania will suffice.

You have to tie a witch to the pyre, though, and they are in short supply these days, I’ve noticed. Otherwise, good options.

Not an Olympic athlete, but I could go to Home Depot, Walmart, or one of the top department stores in Mexico and buy two 40 ft ladders. Those stores also sell shovels and most humans are capable of digging a 6 foot hole without one.

I’m not an Olympic level athlete, but I do have access to money and hardware stores: