Oh, he would definitely dismiss Nazi memorabilia as being demonstrative only of enthusiasm for history. And he’d be right there with the “just following orders!” defense team in Nuremberg.

You’re not wrong at all but I think it’s a little more than that - it’s not like most of us have to actually face an active shooter situation to get it, right? It’s that we’ve started to realize, viscerally, that this shit isn’t rare anymore and none of us are exempt. They haven’t grasped that and they refuse to…

It’s so funny how it’s just white people who get economically anxious in his particular idiom.

Does he think you need a membership card and a subscription to Whites’R’Us magazine to qualify as a white supremacist? The fuck?

Take your fucking star, you goddamn horrible... pig.

Oh shit, if. I hadn't even thought of that.

Oh same, absolutely. Not sure why I tripped and fell in a tweet today. Yack.

Humans evolved to try to attain fatness?!

Just scrolled past this for a second time and loled. Good work.

Fxking hell I read some of the tweets. (Usually I just scroll past because I don’t generally seek out extreme nausea.) Can we talk about how *fucking sick* of the phrase “the likes of which have never been seen before” we should all be? And the fact that he’s evidently so goddamn proud of having learned a phrase with…

Um ok you can't just dangle that there, tell us!

Lollllllllllll hard agree (sorry) with all of this!

So is shutting off continuous eating for winter, and yet.

Sure, and my ape brain is programmed to continuously inhale chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream, but logical propriety, health consciousness, and the need to fart excessively make me remember that I should not do this. We are capable of making more informed choices regardless of ape brain.

That would be a genius idea if he were that type of guy, but he tends to keep his own counsel and is not easily swayed by social dynamics!

Yeah, I’m guessing the same. If that’s the case, wow gtf over it, you know?!

This was my first thought also. My husband refuses to get a vasectomy for at least two more years because... the only reason he can think of is needing to repopulate after an apocalypse. Neither of us have any children. Neither of us want any children. He is sailing past prime babymaking bell curve. (I’m younger, but…

I wish I could star this more.

uh, thanks for explaining emails to me

^this was also my experience