I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately because in absolute terms, sure, you can spot the pathological differences in pedophilia and ephebophilia. But practically speaking in cases like Epstein or Weinstein or fucking 45, who the actual fuck cares?! It’s still a MINOR being RAPED, for god’s sake.

If there was a sarcasm point, you communicated it terribly. If your point was literal, you really should be in state social care.

This is great Kinja.

I’m hoping the Brexit Tories have a stroke over Johnson’s capitulation and this sinks Brexit FREEEEEEDUMMMMNBBBB fantasies. (I live in the UK and this scandal has been, like, ultimate popcorn o’clock.)

So did I. My doubly take nearly injured my neck.

RIGHT?! Every time I remember her, THAT’S the voice I remember it in.

Oh, no kidding. They should definitely fix that. At the time, I think my child brain interpreted it as there being sufficient hyena numbers to sort of act like a police force on the pride, like they’d been corraling cubs and threatening and controlling resources or something. But like... how does Simba’s presence…

It’s the epic white roots. Like, bro, we can SEE those. You’re not hiding shit.

Wow, his hair in the last picture is even worse than now. That is an ACHIEVEMENT.

This sign, and all of its iterations, have always made me wish we cited sources for these kinds of things. Not to give credit and identify the data origin like in science, but to name and shame the person DUMB SHIT ENOUGH TO THINK THAT.

already means “fart” in British English, so please, do appropriate it!

I don’t have any animosity toward snowboarders and I’ve happily tried it when I got bored skiing with beginners. I’m also young enough that I never really noticed the feud. HAVING SAID THAT... I went skiing at Deer Valley a few years ago and didn’t really notice why I liked it so compared to Canyons or Solitude until…

Noun, verb, as the daughter of John McCain.

I understand that it might be tough to get disagreed with all the time, but (a) LOOK AT YOUR POSITIONS, MEGHAN, and (b) use of the word “caged” here is a bit of a decision.

The notion of “Never Again” applying specifically and only to Jews seems like exactly the same idea as “American exceptionalism.” Republicans need an empathy transplant. Meanwhile, I want to send flowers to Rabbi Becky!

So, while I 100% buy the notion that he’s demented as hell and sundowning constantly, I’m not quite sold on Ivanka as minder - yet. Is there footage of him losing his shit on camera and her intervening by patting his knee and reminding him that of course he’s right and there’ll be KFC later? Because I so want to see…

I’m sorry?!

Quick, they’re onto us - get ‘im back to Sea World!

(“ooorrhhh wooorrhhh woorhhh wooorhh woooorhh...”)

Oh yeah, for sure. I’m surprised that it would come from someone like Moseley-Braun though.

I mean you aren’t wrong in the lazy thing, but he does have Fox and Russia to do all that for him, so I still don’t think it’s a stretch.