“Breaking News: We Found One Person in the Trump Administration Who Secretly Has Ties To America!”

The Pulitzer Prize goes to the journalist who uncovers evidence that someone in this Administration isn’t a huge criminal.

“Sources have told CNN that White House Communications Director Hope Hicks, who was recently revealed to be dating now-resigned Staff Secretary Rob Porter”

Yeah, circumcision and FGM are obviously nowhere near to being equivalent. That doesn’t mean circumcision is okay though. You’re still cutting someones genitals for cultural reasons without their consent.

Millennials let us down though.

This! It makes me so pissed how so many people have declared Bernie (and therefore whoever he taps) as the best of the party. Have any of them seen him do an interview on TV lately? What letter do you see next to his name? It’s not a D. It wasn’t okay for Bernie to use the party’s money and contacts to run for…

I look forward to the gnashing of teeth and stomping of feet and spite voting to follow. Surprise: the Liberal Purity Test is alive and well!

Can’t wait for the Jill Stein voters to say this validates their votes in 2016, and refuse to support efforts to elect Democrats in 2018, because, really, when you come right down to it, Trump’s policies don’t really affect them very much.

He voluntarily exchanged messages with a 15 year old girl. It’s one thing for the puritanical moral outrage over some politician cheating on his wife, it’s a whole other thing when an actual predator gets his comeuppance for being a predator. He’s not a victim.

I can’t won’t pity stupid people because I see them as willfully ignorant.

I read an article in the Washington Post the other day that mentioned a woman and her husband, who both get health insurance through Obamacare. The husband is on the list for a liver transplant. They both voted for Trump. And the wife was like, “Wait, he’s really going to cut Obamacare? I thought that was just talk!…

I saw some stats regarding the most recent enrollments in the ACA, top 5 states with most enrollees ALL went to Trump.

“The guy I voted for, I’d be disappointed if he signed it. He’s making sure the Congress is on his side, but he doesn’t care about all us people who voted for him.”

Fuck him. Fuck Trump. Fuck the electors. Fuck the Berniebros who protest voted. Fuck anyone who could have easily voted but actively chose not to.

Ugh teenagers, please stop making stuff up. You will get found out, and it will cast doubt on all the legitimate incidents of hate crimes post-election.

Without question and I’ll bet it’s something that’s extremely gross/perverted that he explains enjoying just because of the artistic/aesthetic qualities.

My five year old daughter died of a brain tumor, so I have some familiarity with this scenario. My thoughts:

Don’t even joke about that. He’ll be made the Ambassador to Brazil or something.

When is this guy getting a cabinet position in the Trump administration?