Pants feelings? Thor gives me pants feelings. I like it.

Gonna drop a tid bit of reality on you: I pursued my husband because he was kind and respectful and an utterly beautiful human. When he showed interest back I was humbled beyond belief. But, make no mistake, I went the fuck after him because he was the polar opposite of the date-rapey dude I think you are implying men…

Also, at the end of the day, Hef, Playboy and E! honored their contracts with these girls, and turned them into reality stars. No other women in Playboy became what they became, not even other important girlfriends. Hefner did everything to keep Playboy alive. Since her boys were too young to be part of the new phase…

I get that and am sympathetic to that because I am a man and society tells me the same thing, however, there are literally billions (on second thought at least hundreds of millions) of men who are doing just fine, including me, without having to sexually harass their coworkers

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

You know, I really don’t have much of a problem with ole’ Hef.

The situation here is that Holly pressed for marriage and didn’t get it, so Hef offered her more money for when he died, as a way to compensate her for her “loyalty”, but that wasn’t good enough for her so they broke up. She even froze his sperm. She wanted everything. This was a woman with a plan from the very…

I only have to *think* about that thing to start laughing hysterically. Like, I don’t even have to watch it. And it KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER.

I watched Jurassic Park last Friday and came away with a few really important takeaways:

Since all the dinosaurs are female and they talk to one another, presumably about anything other than men, would that mean that Jurassic Park has the highest score on the Bedchel Test?

Anti-choice is the nicest name I can make myself call these goddamn mother fuckers.

And I agree with you about Hillary. She may not be the ideal candidate, but we need to fucking vote her in anyway because any Republican will be so much worse.

I’m just going to say this: if you think Hillary Clinton isn’t progressive enough for your vote, consider that the next president could appoint up to four Supreme Court justices, and then consider the types of people that someone like Rubio, Cruz, Bush, Christie, Huckabee et. al would appoint. They probably be worse…

i can’t figure out if it’s the perfect nose for cocaine or if one half line of cocaine would collapse her whole face...

right? the more i look at it the more i love it

the lede image reminds me of this woman getting rid of her mandated black niqab after fleeing:

Let’s be fair to Naya she’s way more birth face adjacent than Kim is even if she is totally biting her style.

My aunt Bonnie’s second wedding was a small affair in Lake Tahoe. Her cake was from a chain grocery store, which, since it was located Tahoe, did regular wedding cake business and had a pretty large bakery section. My aunt’s fiancé, Steve, picked up the cake the morning of the wedding and came back to the cabin we…

As a liberal, I can confirm that our favorite activity (besides buying lobster with food stamps and having abortions) is child molestation. My family has a reunion every year just to make sure we all get a shot.

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