Except the Swiss are part of the investigation. They’ll likely try him there.

The only two Central American countries worth spending your millions in (Belize and Costa Rica) both have extradition treaties with the US. Venezuela has an old one, but doesn't honor it. That's his best Latin American bet.

Switzerland has forbidden him from leaving the country

What I have realised is that you have to not take jobs (in the future) when you haven’t been very clear about who you are and what you are bringing to the table. If you are an introvert, say it, scream it, pursue it until you find a job/career/boss that suits your personality.

Yes! I know Adichie isn’t saying you should be a raging bitch to everyone all the time, and I totally get and agree with what she is saying: girls and women are encouraged to tie our self-worth to what other people think of us, and consequently we spend way too much time trying to change and conceal and lie about what…

My grandma (man, I miss her) got on this kick where everything she wanted/bought/had was this color. She kept saying “it just reminds me of something”. Then she takes me to the hospital for a minor surgery. We are in recovery and they bring in a little pitcher of water (in that lovely pink) and Grandma goes “this is…

I passed clots the size of healthy mice and nearly ruined my cream carpeting. I still have eggplant sheets - refuse pastels! - I was up every. single. hour. to put in two super plus tampons (YES AT ONCE - not comfortable) and a pad - and I still had accidents. If I can make ONE woman sleep well? My work here is done…

You're a genius. Some engineer needs to start working on a way to make this happen immediately. We can call it the cunt pump.

Pre 'pause? I bought Depends to wear at night. Finally stopped making the bedroom and bathroom look like a murder scene. Best sleep I ever got. Only needed about three per month. Wish I'd thought of it sooner.

NO. WAY.
My Major Ex and I broke up a few years ago. News trickled down to me that he had a little girl with his new lady, and I felt weird about it because I may not be able to have children. I got over it and I was happy for him. He always wanted kids.
We had discussed names for our imagined children when were…

I have been married forever but I was also a bridge-burner.

I may never eat a fruit roll-up again.

Why should you feel bad, she’s the one who copied an entire wedding! That’s pretty *cringy*. If any mutual friends attended both weddings, I can only imagine their sense of deja vu.

I honestly don’t understand why people do that. I think it’s very inappropriate and rude not just to the ex, but the child and current wife/gf/partner. I know a woman who named her son after the “love of her life” who is not her husband and who she still interacts with. I doubt her husband knows this. I am ashamed to…

I don’t know about him, but I totally flipped when my ex got engaged to a mutual friend of ours. I went to a bar and ended up drinking with red neck comedian Ron White that night.

When I first read about this book, I kind of assumed it was going to be an ultra catty take down of the ladies of the upper east. It’s really nice to see that it seems much more nuanced than that and that she seems to really have brought her academic training to it!

I sincerely thank you for just being like, "Yeah, I was an asshole. You live and you learn" about the whole thing.

"he had "received revelation" that we were to be married"

Wow! Thanks!

I came back from the doctor and said I probably couldn't get pregnant without a lot of help - help I've decided I didn't want. He hugged me, said it was OK, and asked me to marry him. Right there, in the hallway, with a litter box not 2 feet away. I said no.