What’s weird and creepy is how that young couple decided to pimp themselves out for random PDAs for “hidden” cameras.

Especially since it is unlikely that Meghan and Kate have a feud. 

Or the bullshit of being the scapegoat to cover up your husband’s fallout with his brother. Woman deserves an award, or at least a spa day.

Megan Markle is a saint. I cannot imagine having to deal with the bullshit of a mild falling out with your sister in law be somehow made equivalent to the creepy uncle being found out for hanging with pedophiles and possibly being one himself.

Hey Joan, thanks for not running the blind item about celebrities at AA meetings. As a person that’s attended meetings, having your anonymity blown is never cool.

Simple Breakdown: Meghan Markle is Biracial and not Lilly white. Certain members of the press and public hate her for that reason. They hate that she a biracial woman married a Prince 

We Need to Talk About Kiev

Is telling your abusive husband that you're going on a two week trip to visit your parents and celebrate your pregnancy but then never coming back considered a prank? Because it felt like I was pranking him and it was definitely some of my best work.

Congratulations on leaving what is easily the most deranged comment I’ve ever received in my year of working at Jezebel lol. 

It doesn’t matter what size your labia is with this outfit. It matters whether you plan to move your legs more than one millimeter apart while wearing it. Because if your legs move, your labia move, and that bodysuit will end up cutting you in half in a way that is so painful that, you, being a man - can’t even…

Fat shame of its sturdy frame brought this rat fame,

I have found my people. Both of my parents became trash at some point in my teens and early 20s, so I have lots of stories. Want to hear about the time my mother punched me in the face and bought me a car to apologize? What about the very eventful story of my dad’s family-ending affair and the fact that he now owns a…

I am the same way. My life is an open book (well, more like a podcast you can’t turn off.) A quick glance at my voluminous commenting history here will confirm this. The six words that should strike fear into any of my conversation partners are, “I never told you this story?”

Stop telling people so much about my life! I made this “resolution” back in 2006, and broke it three minutes later. I tell everyone everything about myself. Want to talk about my bipolar dad? Great! Sit down, you’ll be here for a while. They’re not even interesting stories really, I just have to tell everyone…

For some reason, Kinja won’t let me star this, but I’m dying laughing over here!

Write “F¥ck You” across it in sharpie and send it back to her.

The year I sent my grandma a thank you note and she sent it back with grammar and punctuation corrections in RED INK. 

Bryony Kimmings!? Now I’m intrigued...

Here is a list of good bagels:

There are a few academic studies on representations of TV rape, focused mostly on 1990s programs - see Lisa M. Cuklanz, Rape on Prime Time: Television, Masculinity, and Sexual Violence (University of Pennsylvania Press, 1999); Sujata Moorti, Color of Rape: Gender and Race in Television’s Public Spheres (Albany: State…