I really hope at some point progressives realize that portraying Franken as a victim of the #metoo movement is NOT the hill they want to die on.

“Nice country you got there. Shame if something were to happen to it.”

“And the article also states that Shaw’s kids, who were privately educated at an “elite prep school” and also had access to tutors, probably didn’t even need the help, as they were “by all accounts excellent students.”

I had a quick google thinking this couldn’t possibly be a thing but then the pictures came up and this was my face:

Have you been there? They literally built the place to look like a plantation. The main house has one small restaurant and the check-in in it - it isn’t some large hotel. There is a circle of small cabins behind it. It is plantation cosplay for rich people. Source: I’ve been there hundreds of time over the past decade…

My parents live at the Palmetto Bluff resort - don’t feel bad for the guests! First of all, yes, they are generally assholes. Second, the place is structured to look like an old slave plantation, with a literal ‘big house’ and slave cabins where the guests stay. Third, there are 4 pools and at least 5 restaurants. No…

South Carolina seems like an appropriate venue for a Joe Dirt theme wedding. I assume that’s the look he’s been cultivating for a while now.

That message is incredibly obnoxious. You don’t know why they’re there instead of outside. There are any number of reasons why people choose to work out in a gym instead of outdoors, like disabilities or illnesses or just plain preference. 

“Meanwhile, he had so much to say about his persecuted hero narrative but I never heard him say that he never solicited underage sex workers just that he doesn’t know Lopez specifically.”

Are you sure you didn’t accidentally interview R. Kelly?

The google god said that Demi and Michelle (who was 17 at the time) made a shitty movie, Blame it on Rio, with Bologna and Caine. A judge had to sign off on allowing underage Michelle to pose topless on camera. Demi, a few years older, also went topless, for this crap movie. Bologna and Caine were both 30+ years…

Orphan remains my greatest moviegoing experience. It was just a so-so thriller, but at the big reveal a tween/early-teen girl sitting down the row from us stood up and shouted ESTHER GOT TITTIES at the top of her lungs. It was incredible and probably the hardest I’ve ever laughed in public.

“By then, however, Barnett says Natalia had vanished and stopped returning her calls.

A black friend who talks a lot of “black nonsense” apparently 

Just another pile to add to the ever growing mountain of pig shit.

Lizzo made a really bad choice here. I don’t think she hoped this would be the end result for the poor driver, but she did put her on blast to specifically be mean and spiteful. I don’t think an apology is really enough, obviously because it hasn’t stopped people from harassing the driver. Lizzo should do something to…

Why can’t people just listen to the music and chill the fuck out? All this “I must defend my favorite celebrity at all cost” cult-like behavior is so exhausting.

Yeah I lived in iowa for a year. It ruled. I mean if you were privileged enough to dedicate a few hours to it.

I would expect this from trump supporter but...way to go you woke bernie bros. 

I know that caucuses are notoriously difficult to poll for (I guess caucus-goers tend to be more willing to change their minds last minute?), but if this ends up being a pattern in the polls, I am not sure what kind of pivot Biden can make to bring his numbers back up in Iowa. On paper, he seems about as Iowa Democrat …