Haaaa! “You there! Pass this thing to... that fellow. That fellow! Pass one on down to... her.”

He’s already trying to blatantly buy folks off--I wouldn’t be surprised if those checks show up in mailboxes, with his signature on them, oh, say, Mon., Nov. 2.

What about going out to eat?!

D’ya ever, like, not realize you’re making a face but then you feel the face you didn’t know you were making? This was that for me. :)

I didn’t even know I had any and was just like, Well, this is muh life now. Thank goodness I have a pushy gyno. :)

Ooh, I had crazy heavy, clotty periods and started surprise peeing when I sneezed and it turned out I had giant fibroids. Might be worth revisiting with your doc. :)

Well, you’ll forgive me if I don’t see some cheese-based puns as a “public bloodletting” just as I don’t see waiting on shredded cheese as something worth whining about usually, let alone while poor folks are literally putting their lives on the line to serve whiny assholes their all important fajitas in the middle of…

Conversely, if waiting for shredded cheese is the worst thing that’s ever happened to someone, perhaps they’re the one leading the charmed life.

The only potential bright spot at the end of this terrible tunnel.

This is so silly and funny but I just have to say:

I had something similar that started around age 38 as well and it was fibroids. I didn't have any family history of it so it never occurred to me as a possibility. Might be something to look into and mention to your doc?

Do you really think that’s news to me? Do you really think that I don’t know that people who grow up and are educated in a misogynist system can become misogynists, regardless of their sex or gender?

Ah, yes, at the complex intersection of mental health, race, class, and gender, of course it’d all come down to your dick.

I had a friend who really wouldn’t let it drop, so I finally read Prozac Nation in 2006 (I’d avoided it for so long). I don’t remember much about the book, except thinking, “If she didn’t look so ‘90s-disaffected good on that cover, this’d never have been published.”

Reading those quotes, combined with the impeachment, Iran, people encouraging Donj to run for office????, has got me like, so fucking tired. It’s only Jan. 4, FFS!

Right?! My brain is in panic mode flipping through all the data its downloaded from RHONY and coming to the same conclusion: does not compute.

Do you mean Ilhan Omar?