Am I a dumb sucker if I pay for a Reiki healing? You can tell me if I’m a dumb sucker. :)

That tweet by Kelly... the flag stands for freedom but I’m glad they fired him for speaking his mind, which is a freedom guaranteed by the constitution of the country that the flag represents and I like those freedoms.

That sounds about right. But I stand by “no lettuce.” ;D

Oh, brudder.

You know tacos, even Taco Bell “tacos,” are too “ethnic” for him. :D He wants a Big Mac, no lettuce, I bet!

The port wine/blue camo looks like horrible bruising.

Thanks for listening and the reasonable dialogue. 

I get it. It’s just that CCs are ALWAYS the butt of the joke, ya know? And it’s frustrating and exhausting and classiest.

Hi. I “only” teach at a community college because I believe that everyone should have the opportunity for a college education, no matter their economic standing or race. Not because I’m dumb or crazy or couldn’t do “better.”

Yes! Once, a friend and I ate at a restaurant and we were standing on the curb afterward, chatting. At basically the exact same moment, we both were like, “I gotta go home!!!!!” Hadn’t even made it off the curb and we were sick! :P

Thanks, Nico--I hope your family members are able to quit, too. And I’m so sorry for the loss of your friend! <3

My dad had a pretty massive heart attack about 7 years ago. Once they had him stabilized, his cardiologist pulled my whole family into a room to show us images of Dad’s clogged arteries. He said, “This isn’t obesity, this isn’t lack of exercise or poor diet” (my dad is a busy and skinny man). “This is from smoking.”…

Her terms included a clause that said, I’ll only visit if I’m forced to sign a letter that’s basically a gag order? Huh.

I think about that all the time.

Me, too!

“Taught in high school” is not a measure for actual artistic greatness, though. Most canonical works stay canonical because a) a teacher was taught that work by their teachers, so they think it’s worth teaching because that’s been modeled for them and, specifically in the case of high school, texts b) it’s not too…

My friend had to have a talk with her sons about why we don’t search google images for “poop.” Kids are gross and weird.

Oooh, I like that! I love alliteration. :D

:) And you would totally be welcome!

I believe that’d bring in some like-minded folks :D