I’d take a moisturizer and the only thing cosmetic-y I never leave the house with is lip balm/moisturizing lip gloss. :)

To quote John Mulaney’s dad, Biden has “the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.”

Yeah, when I googled “Ken Todd Age” the first, biggest thing that came up was 61. I just busted out laughing—like, his 70th birthday party was a big deal on the show. Someone shoved him into a pool after he’d had a hip replacement, it was v. memorable.

I’m sure LVP’s publicist is pushing that lie to make her look younger but it doesn’t really work when THEY CELEBRATED HIS 70TH ON THE SHOW! And HE TWEETED ABOUT IT LOLOLOL

One of my high school teachers went to a session when it was all the rage and she was pregnant with her son. When she had to pee (cuz she had a fetus doing jumping jacks on her bladder), they tried to convince her that her mind was too weak and she was giving into her weak mind trying to convince her she had to pee.…

Yeah, I am. BY HAVING A SAFE, LEGAL ABORTION!

I just reverted to 7 years old, gleefully dancing around because “Ooooooooooh! Some-one’s in tru-uh-ble!!”

Their comment is like a racism apologist bingo card. I think I got bingo, like, one paragraph in.

Thanks for this! I’ve never tried Clarks but so many people here are recc’ing them that I think I’ll have to go try some on!

Yes! I will def. be bringing some Birkis! My faves. :)

:) A few years ago, I realized I mostly like exercise classes where I can be barefoot, so I need to invest in some good sneakers as I don’t have any lying around. I’m a total annoying hippie.

Thank you! I did have some students who mentioned Vionics to me a couple years ago and still haven’t tried them--I need to check them out.

I’ve never tried Clark’s but I need to check them out--thanks!

I’m so excited for you and your family, Phoebe! I can’t wait to hear how it goes. :D

Thank you, Eel!! <3

This is our first time so I’m very excited! :)