Exactly! This is terrifying. And the dude above is swimming through a thread of women saying, This is disgusting, this is terrifying, and still trying to tell women what we want (which is the thing we’re all explicitly saying we absolutely do not want).

Again, who?

For every woman you show me that doesnt like a “doll” i can show you one who does.

Yep—bottom right in the black hat and black sweater. :)

When Jon Hamm was the hot guy at the height of Mad Men, I just didn’t get it. But bearded, bespectacled Jon Hamm? Ok. Ok. I get it.

I see Gabourey Sidibe in that photo with Issa Rae and Lena Waithe, too!

I can’t be the only one who saw that sweater and immediately thought, BYE RAPIST, right?

Thanks, Nat!

Exactly! This comic is perfect.

I can’t read these comments any more. They keep moving the goal posts:

There’s a spectrum, a mile wide spectrum, between ignoring and shaming. But you know that.

If you’re concerned about their quality of life, why would you lower their quality of life and happiness by attacking them?

Part of me sees the resemblance and part of me is like, Well, if I looked slightly grumpy and slightly rumpled, I could probably be their triplet, sooooo.

A couple weeks after the can opener cutting incident, Giada was in my town for a book signing. I was so tempted to go, stand in line for probably hours, then slam the damn can opener down in front of her and ask for a refund. But then I just bought a new can opener and, I dunno, probably stayed home and watched…

On the one hand, Sheltfani sing to each other and hang out with Paul Ryan. On the other hand, about 8 years ago, I bought a Giada can opener at Target and the damn thing could not open cans (I mean, really, people, this is techonology we’ve had figured out for decades!) and the piece of shit also cut my hand really…

Hey, SP, I literally had Cheetos for the first time in months tonight. Long live Cheeto fingers! Also, #harpies4eva

Agreed! They were doing something unique and important.

Right? Who the hell is starring this garbage?

Me, too! They didn’t give The Nightly Show near enough of a chance. :(