BUT IS IT, RAPTOR?!

Ooooh em gee. I’m a glutton for punishment, so I clicked through to The Chainsmokers Twitter and found the best part: “You find god in between the cracks of a wall when you’re puking your limbs out.”

Fiiiiinally. Thank god.

Men.

Certainly, there are no excuses for this type of behavior, but they are still children

“Woman thinks Richard Spencer shouldn’t be allowed to speak, live.”

They really do. :( I haven’t had Ben & Jerry’s for years, goddamit. :P

:( Talenti, Ben & Jerry’s, and Magnum ice cream.

:( Talenti, Ben & Jerry’s, and Magnum ice cream.

Unilever is the fucking worst. At the height of their shitty Axe ads (remember animalistic women in string bikinis running at a man after he sprayed that garbage on himself, or women pole dancing against a waterpipe because they can smell a man showering with Axe?), they took advantage of women’s and girls’…

Ah! I got this stuff in my Birchbox once, too, but I just used it for my gross, dry elbow—never occurred to me to try it on my lips!

I saw this on Amazon and I was wondering about it! I love the lotion but was worried the lip balm might be sticky or not smell so great. :) I think I’m mixing up the lotion with the lip balm.

What’s your favorite lip balm for chapped lips? Do you know a lifesaver balm?

Well, if there is a heaven, I hope she has mace. ;)

Right? Like:

Sooooo, conspiracy, kidnapping, and robbery = a “gesture”?

I. AM. SO. HERE FOR THIIIIIISSSS!!! I was literally just wondering about Taylor Kitsch last night and I could not be happier that this is what’s next for him. Now I’m in a really awkward position.... I guess, I should thank Spike TV?

I was so bummed when he showed up on that show. :(

I don’t think I’ve heard any of those stories but he just strikes me as such a smug jerk.

Yes! I always think of this one: