<3 I needed that giggle.

Women have bodily functions and wear underwear?! How dare you speak of such things!

The only thing that popped into my head upon seeing this: Lady, I will never stop vomiting all over your face.

Can we talk about what's really important here? Our reactions to GI Jane! I'd already shaved my head that year but I definitely left the theatre by kicking open the door (yup), while yelling "Suck my dick!" Badass.

Agreed but that doesn't make him less culpable. No one forced him to sign up for those classes or to miss them. He assumed he was special and acted accordingly.

As someone who actually had to go to class to get my Master's degree, I resent how self-satisfied he is about his "education." http://www.avclub.com/article/nyu-pr…

Panic in Portland!

I just clicked over... WORTH IT! It was soooo much worse than I even imagined!

I just shaved for the first time since before Christmas. I'll probably shave a couple more times before summer's out (summer class, don't want students to be distracted, etc.). I've decided I'm calling my shaving the Quarterly Quell, since it really does only happen about 4 times a year. :)

No question, LeVar, but I just wanted to say thank you so much for RR.

Once, on my way to New Orleans, I saw a car with a bumper sticker that said "Follow me to Waffle House." We were headed the same way for a while and that guy totally went to the nearest Waffle House. I was hoping for irony.

How about, instead of slimeball, we go with Colonel Sanders-lookin' motherfucker?

Fecundivity? Yikes. I'm not sure I trust a FERTILITY dr. who can't pronounce "fecundity."

Whoops! I think you mean "gudly." You word gudly. ;)

The English teacher in me salutes you for correcting improper word usage! :)

I'm sorry this happened to you but "BOB EVANS is a bitch!" has me shoulders-shaking, gotta-keep-it-inside-so-others-can-work laughing right now. THIS WHOLE PLACE IS A BITCH!

Smithwellette! This is so mean! But I laughed so hard! I am wearing the Cone of Shame for laughing so hard. :) You're, like, a Heather in this comment.

Yeah, grilled cheese is one of those things where I can't even get mad because I'LL EAT THEM ALL ALL THE TIME, THANK YOU. I saw the headline and was like, "Yeah, so?" Whereas I'll get my panties in a bunch over a $10 pint at Coldstone any day of the week. I'm grilled cheese-ist.