At this point, I expect RDJ to leave because he finds it hard to play a character who is so far down the socioeconomic ladder from him.

The science is still out on what effect ovaries have on Doctors Who. This time could be forever!

I expected it to be a Hamilton-esque remake of An American in Paris and left very disappointed.

Well, I mean, it's not like Reagan was either.

I love how the first one gets such a long response when the solution is to just add a comma before "which."

In all fairness, though, Nicolas Cage would like nothing more than to star in a film that was about both face transplants and hockey.

Castor Troy? I hardly know her! We're going to need an audition tape.

He shrugged off the Dalton films pretty overtly. I get the sense that he just doesn't really like Bond movie that much, especially the grittier ones.

I'd be shocked if there were fewer than 20 shots in Spectre that didn't have brand names appear in them. The film is pretty overt in its product placement, with long shots of Tom Ford sunglasses, Land Rovers, Jaguars, Aston Martins.

I'm always a bit confused as to why people single out Temple as the offensive Indiana Jones film when Crystal Skull is based entirely on the whack job fringe premise that aliens are the most reasonable explaination for everything any non-white culture ever accomplished. At this rate, the fifth film is going to be…

This is a major sticking point for me. I guess maybe there are one-time pedophiles, but the vast majority of cases, especially those involving public figures, tend to result in a snowball effect once the first person speaks out. If anything, I'd be more likely to use the Allen case as evidence against people who try…

In all fairness, if your job was being a puppeteer and some guy created a puppeteering workshop that kept you gainfully employed for almost 40 years, you'd probably have a cultish affection for him too.

If Ryan Philippe is old enough to play the parent in a horror film, then I'm…

You you seem to be forgetting that fact that up until 2016, lots of people on the left gave Obama a ton of shit after his reelection.

I'm pretty sure that for most Trump voters it would be Bernie Sanders (Hebrew) Israel(?)

Zombism is probably the best solution to anorexia.

I made $1200 in five weeks rankling internet commenters with frippery. Now I drive a 1986 Tercel.

Today I learned that Kit Kats are edible Droste effects.

I loved the advertisement for those with Isao Aoki and Eero Saarinen.

It is also the name of the world's most valuable tech company. The zxPhone I'm typing on now is the only mobile platform that Disqus was designed to run on natively.