That was the explaination that I read most widely online, but that really bothered me since pretty much everything after the basement scene is so surreal (and has a non-paranormal explanation). I mean, the kid pulls a dove out of thin air and the CPS don't seem to think there's anything wrong with what happened over…

Can I just comment that Kinja is not the fucking worst? It's bad, but not as bad as having to collapse Every. Single. Fucking. Kinja. Thread. Like, Dawes or of cocks are cute, this Kinja shit is really fucking tiresome. It's happening. Buy the site from Univision or just please shut the fuck up. Disqus is also shit.…

How does ending a paragraph work? I don't know, but definitely not like it does in this story. You just sort of cut it off in the middl…

Now imagine you're an isolated widowed parent living with that kid.

"*Victoria loved fucking, but absolutely hated pregnancy and childbirth. Expelled from her womb, the ones who survived childhood got scant attention; she wanted to get back to fucking"

In 1838 he was still in a can.

He has a Frigate, you know? You know what she's called? HMS Incontinentia. HMS Incontinentia Buttocks.

For those of you who want to get your Kinja apocalypse on early before the real apocalypse, this was posted on my alma mater's LinkedIn alumni group:

Velvet. Everyone likes velvet. Who's going to be depressed if they have some velvet? No one.

I'm Speed Racer and I drive real fast

I'm not completely convinced that he didn't do it without half expecting to get fired for it. People who think like that tend to have a pathological victim complex and a desire to confirm it. I guarantee you he's going to try and parlay this into a career as a commentator on Fox News.

Well, in theory, you're pretty safe writing that phrase down as a reminder, since since anyone who reads "I once had a dream that Martha Kent, Superman's adopted Earth mother, was my mom and she took me out to eat ice cream in May 1932" is just going to think you're weird, not "Aha! That's their bank account…

How to make a secure password:

You mean the guy who got fired for sending a memo claiming that IQ is based on biology and who brought a shit ton of bad PR to his employer?

Twist: He was the Secret Service agent and Roman Holiday-esque hijinks ensured.

H. R. McMaster was the name of a H. R. Pufnstuf porn parody I produced in the late 80s.

One the other side of things:

Um, there's nothing in the linked WaPo article about his Presidential Library doing "the very things Obama campaigned against" with the exception of a throwaway line about how it should strengthen the community, not displace it. The article is about how there should be a CBA that provides free access to school kids…

I know I'm old, but I just found it oppressively joyless and grim. I didn't hate it, but it was one of those movies that just sort of made me feel empty afterwards.

I remember the VHS release had a featurette at the beginning about that scene. George Lucas talks about how Ford walked behind the Jabba actor and they had to find a way around it, so they had him step on his tail. I think he explained that it actually worked out for the best, because that's exactly something Han…