“I’m the cowboy of the Capitol” honestly made me laugh. You know he wants that to be his nickname.

I have just the hat to go with his “coat”:

Why thank you Warren Love for revealing the true character and nature of those who would support statutes to confederate generals so succinctly. (Keep their racist symbols or they will lynch you).

Genius explanation. It all makes sense now and is a perfect legal defense.

I’m using that as a defense for everything from now on. Am I a racist fuck face too? I mean I own and wear several different coats.

Not at all surprised. He is one of the main “Good ‘Ol Boys” of the MO legislature. To illustrate his mindset, I was down there for a lobby day on behalf of Medicaid expansion a couple of years ago. We pulled him off the floor because without Medicaid expansion, several hospitals and/or clinics in his district would…

Oh, I bet she puts them in Fema trailers so she doesn’t even have to lease school buildings.

HISD have announced they’ll be serving 3 meals a day to every student throughout the school year. Now we just need to get them there.

Do schools get some version of business interruption insurance?

You joke, but look at New Orleans.

That’s why water is the absolute worst.

Even with all of the horrors that Harvey has wrought so far, this story really breaks my heart. I can’t imagine being a kid and there’s no school to go to.

If the schools can’t open, a lot of people won’t have jobs either....

Counterpoint: this will be great for the mold spore removal industry because jobs #MAGA #Mar-a-Lagofuckyourself

Don’t worry, I’m sure Betsy DeVos will swoop in and open hundreds of for profit charter schools as soon as possible.

“And this clearly proves charter schools are better than public schools!”

Nah, remember the whining from Texas’s senator about not using disaster funds to repair Head Start facilities? They’ll just declare that God wants them to homeschool their chilluns now and that the government shouldn’t be teaching anyone anyway.

I actually hate Fireball too BUT mix that shit with some eggnog and it will change your life.

Coincidence???