the Jews and Muslims of the world will go to war and that will begin the whole deal where the born again Christians are lifted bodily up to heaven while the rest of us go to war against one another.

There are (were?) evangelicals in the US who have specifically been breeding red heifers and shipping them to Israel, because the anointment required for an observant Jewish person to enter the Temple Mount involves the ashes of a purely red heifer. The evangelicals believe that if they can trigger that re-entry, the…

It’s hilarious because most Evangelicals think Mormons and Jevhovah’s are misguided cult members who are going straight to hell.

It’s their way of getting rid of the Jews and ensuring the Rapture happens.

I have $$$$$$$ no clue $$$$$.

I can’t take credit for it but I don’t remember where I first heard it.

Now THAT is an amazing quote.

Because they think that once all the Jews are back in Israel, Jesus will return to destroy the world and take them to heaven.

Not kidding.

Evangelicals support Israel the way the rope supports a hanged man.

I’m Jewish. Half of those folk think I killed Jesus.

Who the hell knows, this is one of the few things that scare me... I mean, that’s bad enough, but we all know who’s supposedly making decisions about what to do about this... That scares me most of all, he and his fucking twitter finger getting us destroyed.

Hey, speaking of tolerance and american Christians sects, I do have few issues about pentecostals, Jehova’s Witnesses, Mormons and baptists. I’m sure there are others, but I can’t think of them right on this moment.

North Korean nukes are supposed to be coming in 2018 right? Gonna be a hell of a year.

Just a little reminder...

Actually someone in this position can cause real damage to people in other countries - non-Christians, LGBTQ, women, religious minorities and many others. Under the Bush admin religious “leaders” and organizations received substantial foreign aid funds, some of which was used for asserting “Christian” religious right…

A year? I give it two weeks.

What odds can I get on ‘within a month’?

Ah, remember the old school cartoons with the stereotypical, undiscovered tribe of cannibals and the over zealous missionaries? It’s wrong to start picturing big, boiling kettles, right?

What a vivid picture you painted in that single sentence. It’s beautiful in its horror really.

Promoting Christian freedom abroad. Freedom to persecute women, LGBT, and pretty much everyone according to Biblical principals. Just how evangelicals have been promoting Christianity in African countries.

This is like a set of spinning plates but when they fall mushroom clouds appear over cities.