Steve Brannon was quoted as saying that this administration/party will rule the country for 50 years, if I’m not mistaken.

Norman Batesman Drumpf?

I misread that as “come hitler stance”

I misread “meanonnite” as “meanority,” lol(sob)

y’know, I had finally gotten to the point where I’m not in panic attack mode from the second I wake up till the time seroquel knocks me out, but the terrifying normalization by the mainstream media, plus learning more about Putin’s involvement is noooooot helping.

oh my god that is a beautiful fantasy

super interesting, the amount of mental gymnastics that one must have to go through to bloviate frothily about wanting “extreme vetting” of immigrants, but not for your own staff...

yeah, mike pence, acting president of the republic of gilead 😭

diarrhea, and I can barely eat. 😭 food just seems like, what’s the point? everything is awful.

really upset that you can’t OD on weed

grab them by the pus...sy?

i feel like allll the -ologists will be studying this election for years. it’s been ridiculous. I’ve been pessimistic about things my entire 27.8 years on this planet, but I honestly think my current mental health crisis is 25% my own issues and 75% terror about the fact that no matter what happens Tuesday, this…

noooooooo, that’s awful, but hysterical!! 😂😂😂

I’m in preschool; I really have to pee. I go to the bathroom, but when I get into the stall, I find that my not-very-dexterous 4-year-old fingers just can’t unzip the fly of my jean shorts/skort/whatever it was.

speaking of vampires and “contra,” haha...

he ran in both ‘88 and ‘00, actually! I dont have much insight into either races, however, except that he did a lot of shit-talking in the latter, iirc. (I read the wiki page for that one, and got too depressed to read about his earlier run.)

while his base continues to call for literal civil war. some men just want to watch the world burn....

starred for “bag of smashed assholes,” omg. gonna have to start using that. 😂

didn’t caribou barbie parah sailin sarah palin start some kind of tea party news network, post-2008 election? ah, those were the days.*

this election = dementors.