Oops. I swore I hit the right spot when I posted.

That, perhaps, you could use. Maybe then, you'll earn your moniker.

For 35 years, I've been afraid of the film, The Elephant Man. Merrick's disfigurement is too much to bear. It's one thing to see the movie, but something's really damaged when I can't hear the movie. Ugh. I'm too old for this shit. Alas, that's my pain.

That son turned out to be someone else's. #racistpeoplehaveblackchildrentoo

Tribalism, yes. Racism, though? Um, I'm going to say one group made that an actual system.

He brought writers in. There's no way those sketches came from SNL writers, considering that the previous week's were horrible.

Cumberbatch - Meh.

I think it was the excitement of having a great host, great music and a chance to breathe from the regular terrible writing.

I hear ya.

See what happens when you send SNL writers to bed early? I'm glad. I haven't like I did last night in a long time.

No. But, he's trying to explain away his bias.

I'm getting tired of these static shows missing the mark on a dynamic decade.

Yes, TFTD's opening, and even worse, closing intro still scares me to this day. I'm getting too old for that shit.

That movie scares the crap out of me and I refuse to watch it alone. Well, I need either my husband and/or kids within listening range.

Dare I say it? Halloween.

Not scary, but wild and funny (to me) as I have nothing to concern myself. Tee hee.

I never thought Rosemary's Baby was scary. It's a thriller where she trusted all the wrong people.

Nah. They sealed their fate with the dude downstairs. None of that can help them. But, I'll sit back and watch as they pore hundreds of dollars down the drain on anti-aging crap fighting the inevitable.

I got the "Calculates son's age from mine to assume I had him as a teen" variation. Nope. I was an adult.

Then they want tips on skincare.