The neck is a little thick (and the hips a little thicc)

It’s obvious from the photograph that he has way too much time.

Hands of Ganesh

Shit, well, now who is Trump going to root for in the Olympics?

You’re assuming South Korea will still be on the map in a couple months...

This is like a GOP voting booth.

Since it is Kansas, it is probably just Dust In The Wind.

And the judges’ scores...Life, Life, Life, Consecutive Life Sentences, Life, and Life.

“Kimberley Minor? Anybody got her number for ol’ Roy?” — Hon. Roy S. Moore

“Earlier this week, Cancellara’s manager demanded that the book’s publisher (Penguin Random House) stop selling the book and that Gaimon issue a public apology to Cancellara”. 

Though it seems pretty weak, I’m glad he’s at least taken a Proactiv approach at issuing an apology.

Honey-Boo-Busquets

He got all excited because he got a news alert for “teen snatch” but then he read the whole headline.

Technically speaking, this doesn’t really matter a lick. This is very much a Portuguese B-team competing against an America C-team, and we’re so far away from the U.S. playing games that actually matter that nothing that happens on the pitch...

Does your parent company hate you?

Tebow’s NFL highlights should be more than sufficient to counter the idea of white supremacy.

If Mou was viewing United via ESPN Fantasy Football, Fellaini would be the only player to show up with “Can’t Drop” next to his name when you went to drop a player. Good luck.

Everton fans are rejoicing that Moyes was taken off the table!

At least we will have the biggest stadium in the Championship.