Paul Dogba.

The real news is that Brandon Lee’s reanimated corpse continues to find success as a Uruguayan striker in Paris.

Thank you. This is the best thing I’ll read today. I don’t care that I’m a day late.

Please tell me they play at Smith Field.

Twelve year old goalkeeper Billy Hendricks was quoted as saying, “Yeah I let him have the ball and score. At least I won’t be laughed at in the showers anymore.”

Joey Belle. Like him less during his adult years as Albert.

They may win a few. They may win a lot. But they’ll never wijnaldum like The Invincibles did.

Yet no mention of Vincent Tan’s repeated fucking of Cardiff supporters? How much longer do they need to hear the long unzip after he reaches two inches above his navel to undo that belt buckle made from the golden tears of strangled baby angels?

One way or another, someone always ends up with a broke RGIII.

Please tell me we’re sending it to Uranus first.

God I hope so. I’ll take all the softballs I can get.

“I wonder whether the Buccaneers put pressure on Evans to apologize...”

Work on the “splitter” during the offseason? Jesus, enunciate once in a while. Back to the damn ditch.

Just another example of the government protecting big gaming.

They’ll have to grapple with the repercussions for the rest of their lives.

To: Leadership of all Political Parties Big & Small

I’m no hunter, but why the fuck would you need six weeks? If it’s only 14 feet, you should be able to see everything pretty quick.

“But in truth, there is no curse more regrettable than becoming the Boston of the Midwest.”

Why is a team using Dave Meggett as their mascot?

+1 body electric