So much time hitting against a wall by himself. Great groundstrokes, but no second serb.

This is awesome.

Billy! No! Torres post within a Torres post.

At least the Romans went out fighting... we’re just pissing down our leg and giving up.

We should’ve known nobody was ghana come to Essien’s party.

Could’ve made everyone so happy by changing just one letter...

Figures. Once again the liberal media focuses on anything wong associated with the National Anthem.

I do too, but how often do you get the opportunity for some sexy wordplay that combines Freddy and Bill Shakespeare?

I hope he’s the real deal, sometimes US fans make much adu about nothing.

Then John Boehner needs a new nickname?

Hue Jackson gets to watch porn at work every Sunday as the Browns fuck themselves.

Fuck it. Just call ‘em “student-athletes.” Works for us.

The only thing that could make this game better is seeing Diego Costa patiently and thoroughly sodomized by a herd of syphilitic Cape Buffalo.

Jefinho is enjoying tremendous success after a risky transition from his starting spot on the Brazilian national team’s back line during the 2014 World Cup.

“Masina was banned from campus last Friday and given until Monday to remove his belongings from his campus living space.”

Psssssh, CMU... they are obviously Indian givers.

“Why You Don’t Need Three Fucking Centers” @samhinkie

+1 Damn your functional brain for beating me to a fat LenDale joke.

“How soon until a computer is coaching in the NFL?”

On the college level, University of Alabama sororities have reiterated their opposition to anything resembling a colored rush on campus.