Whilst I feel for those like Kirk for whom the admittedly somewhat fractured story was an issue, for me it has not detracted from what has to be one of the greatest video game experiences ever.

But surely even if it is your job and obviously you have to come to work and make a living and stuff and someone from Corporate or whoever says “Hmmm, we need some good quotes on our advert” and you say “we will see what we can find, no problem sir, will do sir” and you find some and then chop them up a bit and change…