First time I can remember an owner getting fired.....

As long as they don’t spiral out of control.

As tribute, Blake Bortles is currently crasing and burning in London.

Tragedy.  No way they had time to buy duty free. 

Heh. Maybe this will be the “turning point” in the narrative...

Wayne Rooney’s achievement is even more impressive if you consider that he moved to a foreign country without even speaking the same language. 

Now they can join the other 11 D League teams already there.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! A D LEAGUE TEAM SNUCK INTO THE PLAYOFFS!!!

It’s probably because they’re all sticky.

My kid once faced a team called the “Bohicas.”

As an experienced travel baseball parent, whenever you play a team with a name like “Explosion” or “Thunder” or “Crushers”, the parents and coaches will most likely be a gaggle of douchebags.

You know these parents were pissed- it looks like they ALL got up from their mobility scooters for the fight.

And yet, ICE isn’t lifting a goddam finger to separate these parents from their kids.

Trainer, pointing to his face: “That’s a Hech-av-a-mark there.”

I feel for the kid, when he came to they probably asked him his name, to which his likely reply was, “Fuck. It’s still Cade.”

This is “hating on black people?” They’re just singing along to a song.

MURPH!!!

We regret to inform you that Achilles has been suspended for doping.

Meanwhile, in Russia:

My prediction: 31 of the 32 teams come down with Polonium poisoning.