The title of the article says to Drop Everything. That might include a deuce.

Un-effing-real. Was the test pilot, uh, driver taken to the hospital afterwards so his retinas could be reattached?

You linked to wrong video. This one is just a tire warm up. The run vid is here

Pffffttt... normal move on I-39 anywhere north of Chicago.

One (1) driver + two (2) front seat passengers + three (3) rear seat passengers + one (1) dead hooker in the trunk.

I want the Fleetwood 75. Twenty-one feet long, very comfortable seating for nine.

<Truck commercials have misled me to believe these vehicles should be able to cross this terrain.> 

Do you know how dirt my Raptor would get from all of that sand? I’ll stick to the paved roads thank you very much.

If only they had obeyed the sticker on the first vehicle to try the shortcut.

Sad Max: Dusty Choads

Perfect reason to DD A Raptor in LA, lol.

That car is owned by the manufacturer. Who do you think?

You are surprised that some cops are real assholes?

I don’t think the Quadrifoglio is on sale yet. Regular Stelvio, yes.

Umm, it’s their new suv that’s not for sale yet.

I’m sorry but it takes a real asshole to write you a ticket for blocking traffic after your car breaks down.

It could be as simple as a loose connection. Catastrophic, to me, indicates a large puddle or pile of parts underneath.

Sergio, you’re making the punchlines too easy, this is shooting dead fish in a barrel with a howitzer kind of easy.