“What are you doing right now? Stop it. Just stop. Drop that phone, fling that scalpel to the ground, let go of that control yoke, ‘stop beating your meat’”

True.

I think the core sample looks like it’ll taste better.

Yeah but my extinguisher ass (I extinguish many things; contracts, rumors, relationships.....shouldn’t have said that last part) would put it out and if I can’t save it, I’ll sell it in his absence and get some $$

Amen!

No. I’d just take over the company for myself. And make more money.

Sarcastic, no fucks given, stranding customers in the cold, ‘fuck it’?

Electric cars already look like spaceships. Now they’ll be one step closer!

At the Allstate arena!

I know, and I know that we basically had the pictures already, but I meant why did FCA themselves drag it out with the official release?

“Lexus RX crossovers are many. Lexus RX crossovers are legion. You can run, but you can’t hide. Because you will see 12 of them crammed in a 10-spot parking lot, we had to see if the latest one was any good. However, it was weirdly disappointing”

Uhh bro I hope you’re not talking about the Eclipse GSX Turbo? That thing, especially in mint, is a goodass car. One if the greatest from the ‘90s. If you need a Mitsubishi brainwas—um, lesson, I got you.

Reward has already been given, the bounty lifted—

Uhh bro I hope you’re not talking about the Lancer Evo? I searched far and wide and the lowest price would be a VII at $9k... Last year was the last time I checked though.

I only say Nice Price in terrible spite of today’s Mitsubishi.

Yeah, don’t worry. I didn’t mean it, I thought he was making a political joke and followed it up. That’s my job here! Lmao

And also, on this site, new usually means at least 10 years old, so you’re good.

I’ll be reading those when you do, sounds cool. I also follow Miss Mercedes too! She writes good stuff.

So you did do something for Halloween. You were trick or treating for Grand Wagoneer parts.

Or insanely high-pitched dog whistle frequency electric motor whine!