Great! Not only does it lack overall performance, now it’s gonna lack a roof! Next, the turn signals!

Well, I’m here to post shit for you to comment on!

Shit. Now I’m getting a bunch of emails and notifications from every car news site on the planet telling me the same things. Got some tight journalism competition here, but you won first. That’s what you get for being a Jeeper. Btw did you dress up as one of your Jeeps for Halloween? I would’ve been scared shitless.

They should’ve released official pics since their owner’s manual was leaked. Why drag it out? Because Sergio. “Building value” for Jeep when he sells it.

That’s exactly what it is. You deserve to be followed by me (as if that’s some honor or something—discount on my Type-R-icer badges? Extra 1500hp per badge!)

You mean zorse?

These nine things— are all things that happen daily for you and you’re warning us all about them. Relax. This happens only to you on a regular basis. Such is the way of thy unbreakable David Tracy and his many breakable/broken/rusted Jeeps. You even made a Honda, the most reliable car in the planet, manage to crap…

Moo...

Just kidding. This one should work.

Exactly, that’s the point.

Your headline wins COTD, since none of us did! Congratulations! Here’s your prize!

“yo dawg, I heard you like COTD”

Wrong!

Now I need to clean up this brain fluid on my desktop. That was too confusing for my tiny ricer brain.

I totally agree, Serg— I mean, CarsofFortLangley!

I’m offended! You didn’t see any of my— um, the community’s good comments?! I—they had one about a Miata!! And...um...a turbo...diesel...manual wagon...? Sold yet?

Of course, how’d you know? You win!

Sorry friend. Your buzzer is frozen.

Does a souped ‘76 Civic count? It felt light as hell and I almost rolled it a few times. I’ve driven plenty of cars but that one felt the lightest to me. As for the whole feeling of mass thing, I get what you mean. But like I said, with the way things are developing today in terms of technology and everything, they…

I read that as your MILF.