Diesel cheating since the 20th century. Volkswagen.

A slightly used drill... I wonder what she drills with it. (Intensely winking)

Sounds like a hybrid of David’s favorite Jeeps. 10/10 would hoon.

“What Kind Of Wealthy Nutjob Paints Their Bugatti In A Transformers Theme?”

Indubitably

Of course you win! Congrats.

Oh well. I tried

Done and done

In all seriousness though there is a Comanche that I see on my way to campus every day. It isn’t too rusted but who knows what’s underneath.

I MUST FIND THIS COMANCHE OF LEGEND THAT YOU SPEAK OF

Is this some sort of David thing? Is there a secret society of Davids that find the jankiest things to do? ....how can I become one besides changing my name?!

You beat me to it you shitstain! Oh well, bravo. Have a star

Exactly.

But you’re a Long-Voyager, surely this trip isn’t too bad for you?

You mean octane and caffeine

Too bad it wasn’t a brown, diesel, manual Miata station wagon. Now that would’ve been a real Jalopy.

Too bad it’s not in Florida. I wanted to bring my slammed, cambered, 2000 fart can Civic Type R-icer.

Some rich motherfucker is gonna buy and rice it out. If he/she does, I suggest they make it a Type R. Everything’s better when it’s a Type R.

Don’t trust in these cars, they’re not safe. For all we know, Jim might Hackett.

Wook, Mommy! A spaceship wif wheels!! Is da aliens, Mommy!