I say CP; How about five-point-NO? HAH! See what I did there? Oh wait... It already says that on the poll... I’ll see myself out.

I know, right?! The greatest innovation ever, better than the car itself!

Lol! Wouldn’t that be nice... But my post was from Saturday so I doubt they’d pull a post from 2 days ago. But wouldn’t that be something? But if I magically do get nominated I think y’all should get some credit too.

None of those. Englewood then Bolingbrook. Both fun places indeed.

In all realness though I’m gonna be doing some light stuff, changing oil and air filters on my own(big whoop) and fixing my right headlight by changing the bulb and the whole headlight cover. Since my accident it’s been collecting a bit of water inside and looks a bit odd. Hope it doesn’t cause the bringing of some…

Imma turn my CR-V into a Type-R. Nuff said. Wish me no luck!

Thank you, I’m here till Thursday! Try the veal, and don’t neuter your pets!

Fuck you, I am from Chicago and if u think it’s a good idea to cut someone off without it u get shot or end up starting a gang war. Also fuck you.

Oh, I don’t know, maybe this fun little thing. I bet that no one else has one, because I rarely see it being used on the roads ever. Oh, by the way, this is probably the first time some of you have seen this, but it’s used for turning. It activates the turn signals. Isn’t that fantastic?!

(coming from a guy with a Prius as his account pic lmao)

Well, they royally fucked up. Ain’t no one want EVs with rotarys, we want and honest to God sports coupe already. Next thing you know, EVs will be fucking up roads like crossovers are today. Shit, can’t we just get what we want already?

Yeah. Too bad it wasn’t a brown, cheapass turbo-diesel manual Miata wagon though. With a Jalopnik window sticker too.

I couldn’t agree more. Most things today are weirdly shaped pods, I miss the simple but clean looks of thy goodest olden days. Don’t we all? But that doesn’t mean there aren’t good looking cars today, it’s just that sometimes simple is better.

I didn’t mean for it to turn out this way and looks like my original post was grayed out. Sorry, Jalopnik community.

Just forget it. Sheesh. Sorry if I offended anyone.

Not for as long as Trump’s president haha

Twas a bad joke on purpose.

“The whole thing was extremely German, and that’s a very good thing.”

Fair enough

Maserati and Fancy Kristen don’t go in the same sentence. What makes you think she’ll be seen around such a lowly FCA product? She drives tanks, last I checked.