Jalopnik pre-Nov 2019: blobby crossovers are rote design and dumb for many practical reasons, just get a sedan or hatch ffs. Also the Eclipse Cross is the worst naming convention ever, let’s hope it doesn’t start a trend.

Mach 3?

Oh I like Galax-E!

It’s... not great. It’s not bad, it’s worse though - it’s dull. All of which leads me to ask, why did it need to be a Mustang?

Chonk-E

Have you tried? It's giant inside

I need to ask - how big are you that you can't fit? I'm 6'-5" and fit with room to spare.  

Great car. Driven one for the past 8 years.
That said, they are getting progressively uglier.

He can park it right next to his GT40

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo Urus dude. 

It needs to get that tumor looked at before it gets worse.

Pete the Wheel will take care of these fine folks!

Thats ok. All the boomers are going to get tacky aftermarket chrome wheels anyway.

The worst part is that the new curvy/angular panels don't lend themselves as well to add-on graphics as they did in that era

Proving once again that automakers need to bring back vinyl graphics and cool colors.

Hey now, I bought one in May and it’s a stick. I tried, dammit.

I had two E46 wagons over a span of 10 years ending just a couple weeks ago, and I used that glass ALL THE TIME on those cars. Way more than the whole hatch.

For sake of screen time to the better car I’d agree, but for the sake of storytelling, the GT-R had to be first and brief. The GT-R was Brian’s and he built it, grew with it, and kept life moving forward with it, prior to being caught by the DEA/FBI task force. They then forced the Evo upon him and it played into the…

I kind of like the idea of a running joke of him getting all butthurt whenever someone calls his SRT4 a Neon. It would have totally changed the tone of the film.

Why the Jetta over the E36 M3 though? He mentions in the other video the M3 was at the top of the list for hero cars in the first movie and then that ridiculous jetta gets in the movie instead? I guess M3s would have been like $20K+ as it was the newest generation available at the time, but still.