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One small step for man, three giant leaps before traveling is called

This model is shit until it's been tweaked to fit my preformed opinions of who is awesome and who is not.

If forcing somebody into arbitrary social concepts by applying force is rape, then we should charge every organization that desires to be an authority with sexual assault.

QUESTION: I know this is still an alpha but are all the characters white? As a black male this makes me feel uncomfortable for some reason. Maybe they will add other races later

What's with Kotaku and the poor historical info lately? Yesterday they said the original Strider was a metroidvania game and today they post a screen of the arcade version of Willow along with a pic of the NES version box!

He's a douche even when he's playing hockey. How about helping out on the backcheck you cherrypicking little prick!?

Nah, it says "11-6." He put it there in high school so he wouldn't forget his shift at Subway.

"WHEN YOU TRY ME ON A SLIPPERY OLD CEDAR FROM A CRAP TREE, THAT'S THE RESULT YOU'RE GONNA GET."

-The Leg Jump

I'm sure Kane's grandfather was watching him from heaven, looking down on him and smiling. Until Kaner started crying like a fucking pussy.

Now the thugs of Seattle can get back to doing what they do best: Watching Frazier, drinking absurdly priced coffee in a torrential downpour, shooting heroin, and strangling women and dumping their bodies on the banks of the Green River. And then violating the corpse months later.

Since then, Jared Lorenzen has gone from 7OTs to 7XLs.

The Keidel article is definitely bullshit, as Lynch's eyes are a better indication of 'blunt puffing' than his actions with the media are.

Clearly this was not planned by a native New Yorker. The locals all know that Chinatown is the most appropriate place toboggan.

Budweiser's doing an ad for the Puppy-Filled Super Bowl? Since when do they shill for Taco Bell?

How odd. When I was a kid, there was always this puppy who would pester my dad, who just wanted to sit in his barn alone all day getting drunk on Budweiser. My dad would throw him out in a fit, but that damned puppy kept coming back. Just like the ad, my dad even gave the puppy away to strangers so he could get drunk…

Tim, I hope you're happy with yourself. You did exactly what that stupid evil megacorportation wanted you to do; you've gone and helped their stupid ad "go viral", so to speak, and it's just going to result in more clicks for Budweiser, and more people sharing it with their friends. And for what? To increase…

Can you really blame him? Letting Bush take the fall hasn't failed him yet.

Why are we so quick to dismiss Pete's perspective on this? He's in as good a position as anyone to talk about disasters involving Jets.