Kid better watch out. Next time he’s up the tee will be inside the batter’s box.

So a group of people dominated an area for many years until outsiders moved in, took over everything, and routinely massacred the original inhabitants. Interesting.

I guess he left the giant lollipop and hat with the ribbon on it at home.

Have you ever been to Caroline County? I have. That number is obviously inflated.

Dear God did I need that. I am currently in the middle of The World's Stupidest Argument with three full-grown adults about whether I am a member of the Illuminati not, (my position: IllumiNOTi,) and whatever is going on in that broadcast both makes me not want to rip my eyelashes out for a fraction of a second.

While we're at it I want to point out that 99% of LSU alumni aren't as stupid as he is, either.

You are the most dedicated Adrian Dantley beat writer of all time, Dave McKenna.

$35 for a game? Antoine Walker immediately signs up for referee classes.

No, they tend not to have criminal codes that reach into who is legally allowed to referee a Junior Varsity HS basketball game.

In most cases, refs get paid the same no matter the level. So reffing JV/Frosh games are the way to go. Small crowds, no power points/league title to worry about. Plus he gets that sweet $35 which can go towards an upgrade on a sweet visibility jacket for his day job.

My cousin named her daughter Addison, and I was just like "isn't there an Addison's Disease or am I getting the ergot-flavored Wheat Thins again?"

hi its me Bill Simons. Yes I will write the sports stories. Thank you,

go fuck yourself.

I don't know why there would be such an outrage over this. I purposely buy Hebrew National because I love me some Jew-dogs. The Kosherer, the betterer.

Looks like a real...

All those articles were written by the same person, congrats on having ONE writer that doesn't feel the need to gobble his balls all the time.

As Vin Baker can tell you, it's all downhill once you lose your first sponsor.

Jim Cantore is only here to talk about the future weather, not the past weather.

160 years ago he would be telling you that his slaves get a roof over their heads, free meals, the dignity of hard work, and that it's a pretty good deal for them.

This photo might be scarier than the one at the top.