From what I've seen this year, I don't think you need to wait a year or two. Avs play in the West, they could have been one of the East's top seeds

Sure, rain, but what's the excuse the other 50+ games with less than 60% capacity?

Just because you work for minimum wage doesn't mean everyone does

All 15,000 of them

Nice to see that's is April 3 and the Reds are already only drawing 30% capacity. Someone should let people know in Cincinnati that their team is actually good.

Roy Rogers is strictly a New England chain, they are not nationwide. Arby's is mostly nationwide but also pretty gross.

Some of the independent Pizza Huts in the US are nicer and do serve alcohol but those are very few and the corporate stores have been nerfed to pure fast food bullcrap.

You must live in the South because north of the Mason Dixon, the Popeyes are somewhat rare. Church's are far more common.

KFC is big in many countries. Fried chicken I think is something that anyone can wrap their head around. I went to Jamaica last year and apparently it's the most popular chain there as well. Everyone near Montego referred to it as "Keep From Cookin"

That's like saying there's nothing that the NBA or NFL can do to prevent point shaving. Lifetime bans are a good start.

Here's the issue with that: not enough legit NBA prospects. You don't have enough legitimately good players to make a D-league compelling. College is actually a pretty good compromise because although the vast majority are not NBA prospects, they are actually smarter players than a lot of pro prospects. They also play…

I don't disagree it's tough but you can also get real money. If guys really want to get paid and not go to school though they'd be better served to go to Europe where they could make some actual money and play at the highest level of competition that's available to them.

If they want to do that, they should go overseas. D-League is a joke with dogshit players. At least in Europe you'll be playing against Olympic level competition with veteran players and not the Royce Whites of the world.

...with an organic, cruelty free dildo

I second this, I'm not a huge fan of super-hoppy shit but some IPAs are very worthwhile. Don't assume it tastes like ipecac just because it's labeled as an IPA.

God forbid those poor owners having to pay actual market value for their players. Why they'd have to sell the spring yacht!

Show one fucking place where someone was called a "homophobe."

Sounds like a Petrino man to me

What a bunch of bullshit. You agree to do the job, do the job. Figure it out. Don't curl into the fetal position and walk off because you're too stupid to manage one confusing situation.

This is Buzzfeed level nonsense, grow the fuck up and write something.