No, you had it right the first time with the five or six hillbillies. The official student section is the Zou Crew.

Wake me up when enough 90 year old asshats die to elect Tim Raines, which should have happened like a decade ago.

Actually you just applied it to everyone, I said it was the largest population of students who have institutional handlers to cover up improprieties for them which is obviously true.

Most of them also don't have handlers and corrupt officials to go around wiping their asses for them. Some do, because they are children of powerful alums but very very few. There's no larger population for this than college athletes.

GUIZE, there's SERIOUSLY a KU fan in here right now complaining about not enough blowjobs from the national media

So let's split the difference: it's like winning a championship in boxing.

There's a difference between possible and legal.

I don't think it's that ridiculous. Most of wrestling's biggest fans including myself at times spent lots of breath and energy glorifying Benoit, his abilities, and matches. It must be a lot like what the Lance Armstrong glory brigade felt after their hero fell, although clearly the results of their lives are two very…

Really? So when you stick your finger in the light socket, do you blame the socket for electrocuting you? Plenty of websites out there to read.

These are far and away the best uniforms that gawdawful fashion shitfeast Under Armour has ever produced. Figures that they basically copied most of it.

I would not be surprised, it tastes like Maker's. Being a slightly higher proof, it makes me wonder if they aren't pouring the generic cask strength and then watering down the label. As stupid as that seems, it would be par for the course with corporate distilleries.

Also "Dickel Whiskey" is fun to say.

Kirkland Small Batch Bourbon is $20 a liter at Costco, is over 100 proof, and is better than 80% of that list. Just pour it in a fancy bottle and no one will know the difference.

This quality is at least as good as the Jefferson Pilot SEC broadcasts from the aughts.

Was Terrence Howard's contribution to Iron Man really such that anyone cared or even noticed that he wasn't in the sequels? No.

As if this wasn't beaten to death repeatedly and vociferously, you might want to realize that Oswalt mostly backtracked on his "all comedy is defensible" stance. Of course since you're the sort of person that would "lose respect" for someone after one statement, you probably don't give a shit.

That's really weird that you have to plug into to watch the paid stream because the free streams from Europe work great over wi-fi!

I love when we get the dipshit Gawker regs in here, you can smells em from a mile away.

That to me, aside from all the other overwhelming evidence that the moon landing was real, should be the nail in the coffin of moon denial.