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Two five year olds looking at each other’s wee wees are “Playing Doctor”. A 15 year old adolescent molesting a five year old is not. Never mind that there were multiple victims, multiple occasions over several years, and often the victims were originally asleep, so they weren’t ‘playing’ anything.

I wish I had more stars to give you :(

Winner.

I hope they can rinse all that santorum off of it.

Pft! That was owned by a gentleman.

Yeah, I would definitely, definitely need to know that. There's no way he could keep that a secret for their entire marriage.

I would take a two-pronged approach if I were in this guy's shoes. I 100% believe that you cannot have a successful relationship if you are not completely comfortable with being open with all aspects of your sexuality with your partner, and vice-versa.

/Ctrl-F "coupe"

And here I thought Browns fans were from Cleveland...

You keep nerding!

Did y'all know that March of Dimes began as a campaign for donations to the campaign to eradicate polio? People sent tons and tons of dimes to the FDR White House?! I learned this in the excellent Polio: An American Story.

Yup.

You did what we all DREAM of doing! Good for you. And fuck the shit heads who treat gay servers like crap. Most people assume I'm hetero so I don't usually get that, and I'm sorry you did. Good for you!

Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane

When we talk about the interior, we really need to talk about the seats; they are the pinnacle of human achievement. Not the Internet, not spaceflight, the V60's seats. They are cushy and soft and perfectly bolstered. When you sit in them, your troubles melt away.

The 1st time I read about their coffee being popular I honestly thought I was reading the Onion.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks their coffee isn't good. It is hot enough to burn off your taste buds, so maybe that's why everyone likes the taste?

"edible cardboard and hot brown water establishment"