I wish I could explain with greater detail how certain I am about this kid, but I think it would jeopardize my anonymity...I'm 99% sure this kid isn't headed to jail, he's headed back to the psyche ward. In all likelihood, probably McLean, which is arguably he best mental hospital in the country. My (admittedly…

Ok, I think I have a unique perspective on what's going on here...

I did not notice the NSFW warning before I clicked. I was stupidly not expecting internet vagina with my afternoon coffee break.

We always knew there was more than one Stargate on Earth...

"Judith is a screaming, pooping ball that needs constant food and care in a world where 90% of the world's population wants to eat her."

Until the industrial revolution, that statement was true about any infant in the real world.

I give you an A+...for stupidity

Not me. I LOVE making that kid's day just a little bit brighter with my special sense of sunshine and joy. (She is being an utter putz right now so anything I can do to needle her should be considered done.)

Fun fact: Graham Crackers were invented to curb masturbation. I am so not kidding.

This whole vine is a series of amazing things.
1) Defenders use of the modified Super Crab stance. Making for maximum non-deffense.
2) the absurd, "Around your back" dribble that only works on white dudes under 5' 6" (Biebs prime opponents)
3) The supreme level of flop.
4) Defenders "Wha-happened?!" look at the camera.
5)…

It really looks like conjunctivitis to me. Botox is a more glamorous idea I suppose and we can tsk tsk at it much more, but honestly. Looks like good ole pinkeye.

Except you didn't do that. You posted a shitty photo of her and responded with nothing but bitchiness and snark.

But since you seem to think that Lily Allen is "perpetuating systemic sexism", I'd like to know what is it she does. Her choice to have guy friends? Not sexism.
Does she employ/work with only guys? Does she…

That supermarket (which, if I'm correct, is under the bridge at 59th) used to be a restaurant. For years, probably decades, it was just commercially unused space until some restauranteur decided to clean it up. And the restaurant was pretty gorgeous, too, although I don't remember the food being that good.

NO doubt. I'm sure "proper lift points" are so easy to come by when your car is completely submerged in mud and dirt. That's PROBABLY why the first car was taken out with a 4 point hoist, and the rest were taken out in any damn way possible.

Armchair experts man! They know more that the team of automotive engineers/structural engineers/ and geology type that are running this operation. Come on!!!!

Seriously. The guys hauling these out have the staff of the Corvette museum breathing down their necks (if they're not already part of the recovery crew).

Good point on the eyewitnesses. But I can easily see a misjudgment under these stormy conditions, making a u-turn, and a quick surge of a few inches of water under the van and there's no turning back.

I know, right? Im reading these comments and thats all im thinking haha.

All you guys asking about proper lift points are killing me. Will it wreck the motor mounts or wheel studs? Probably no more so than falling in to a damn sink hole!

My first thought.

Good thing you seem to be a huge dick.