SO much gaff talk! Who knew SO many drag queens were on Gizmodo?

Duct/Duck tapes are for amateurs. The pros always go for the GAFF!

History repeating itself:

Less than an inch of gaffers tape can fix that.
Then again, gaffers tape fixes everything.

I actually deep fry my turkey every year, except I bought an actual fryer. I don't stand out there over a fire/propane heater with my turkey on a stick...

Wine away is the best! I use it for almost any organic/tannic stain (like cranberry sauce, pomegranate, or even blueberry) in addition to wine.

Def. wear an apron because the oil will splatter. The cornstarch (also talcum and chalk work in the same manner) is great for bigger or more set-in stains, and the Pine Sol is great for spot treating stained clothes. The good thing about grease is that when it comes to staining, for the most part grease is grease is…

Man, I'm sad for the people suffering all this, but every time I see the photo of that puppy looking down my heart implodes into a singularity.

You are a rarity :) (I mean that in a nice way)

They should have the print version of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy thrown at them. that's a rather large book.

So who's still defending the bikers at this point? Come on...show yourselves.

Hey Working Poor in America! Having trouble keeping up on bills? Having trouble feeding and clothing your family? Worried that if you get sick, it's going to cripple your children's chances for a bright future?

TL;DR - People have terrible reading comprehension, and mass media outlets are the worst at this.

It is funny(horrible) how people tend to forget that a ghetto-ized/"shit" neighborhood is usually a result of govt. neglect rather than terrible residents.

New York history tends to disagree with you. One of Giuliani's first programs when he became mayor was to fix the "broken window syndrome". Simply fixing some of the cosmetic damage in an area and focusing on cleaning up the streets causes the people living there to take better care of things.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

NYC has its crime, Europe had its wars.

It's Apple. It doesn't have to make sense. I hate them as a company, but when it comes to making money (on stupid shit), they're the best.

Or maybe it's time to resurrect 'Oz', the one HBO that consistently included male full-frontal nudity the way it does with female characters.

Of course Paula doesn't care about the Miley performance, it was just a clown spectacle, why should she care that a sloppy joke was rubbing that chicken butt on her husband.