On the first week of college, my roommate walked in from a party with 4 smoking hot girls and announced “we’re all going to get laid!” Turns out he has a rhino penis and by “all” he meant him. He must have banged 200 girls that year at least. It was interesting.

You’re the best. All the faux SJWs just accept the insanity of your posts because they agree on some ridiculous level.

I can’t wait for this election to be over and i don’t have to read this trite from Ashley Feinberg anymore. She’s truly the worst.

Samer is clearly admiring Tebow’s lower body. Yummy.

Deadspin hates Tebow because he doesn’t support their gay agenda.