He was married (to you) and she was recently widowed, and they were both already on Tinder, and bonded over stuff you talk about in therapy? That is a seriously WTF sitch. I’m sorry you had to deal with such a shithead.

Yeah but im still a hard pass on details of their divorce. Sheesh

First of all being Hispanic does not mean you cannot be racist. Latino people come in all hues from white to blue black and if you think there’s no issue of race, racism, and colorism, well you sound like a white person talking shit about things you don’t know much about.

And now we know what Jesus would do.

To be honest they both kinda look like Jesus. Guess we have a bit of a holy trinity going on there.

Great, now I've been made to feel inadequate by my personal lord and savior. Jesus hanging some real impressive dong right there.

Well, it’s a card from Eldritch Moon, where it turns out everyone’s been going mad due to the influence of a quasi-Lovecraftian entity.

In fact, each branch in that card art has 13 candles on it, and “13 is a cursed/unlucky number” is a theme that’s been going on in the past two sets. There was the card Triskaidekaphob…

Look, I’ll come at this from a different angle. You ever play sports? I play sports. Now when we finish a game, it is customary, in pretty much every sport, to shake hands with your opponent. This usually comes with “Good game”.
That’s where the practice came from, that’s why people do it in online games.
Now you walk…

Oh no, I think we all got your point. Everyone understands you are the problem.

If you’ve somehow navigated the gaming landscape without ever learning what Gamergate is, A) I’m super-jealous and B) I recommend you never try to find out.

The comments from current members are a great testament to the accuracy and fairness of your article. Those are exactly the kind of comments I would have expected current members to write. I actually thought at first they were parodies.