I can’t be the only one seeing that Joker and thinking this guy would’ve been a hell of a spot-on body double if Nolan had tried to resurrect the character for the last Dark Knight film. That is frighteningly accurate down to the slight weary-manic eyes.

I found this to be one of the better episodes in a long while and frankly McKinnon made the Alien Abduction sketch work brilliantly. Simple premise but beautifully done, and her delivery when she plays these out-there, acerbic characters is always gold. The fact that Moynihan and Bryant were even starting to crack I…

Ronnie really got upset when they told him he couldn't meet any of the Ewoks or have his own lightsaber to take home with him.

I have helped rehabilitate a couple of young women who are interested in BDSM but were sorely abused and taken advantage of by previous so-called “doms” who abused that trust to sexually assault and rape them under the guise of BDSM. There IS a distinct and clear difference that should never be miscommunicated or…

“Do you bleed mayo, Brian?"

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What I don’t comprehend is the mentality behind companies that offer sick time BUT still count and penalize using it. Where I work, you have x number of hours of sick time given you every year (translates to roughly one week of days off). But every time you call off, whether it’s for a day or anywhere up to more than…

The “Fox and Friends” sketch blew, for one major reason (other than the fact that it’s barely a parody—those people really are that evil and asinine): they didn’t do the ‘a few corrections’ scroll that normally ends that sketch. Okay, they tossed to Leslie, but for me the whole payoff of that series is when I can…

I just heard a sound...as if a million cosplayers cried out in orgasm, and then were silenced...as they lit their cigarettes and inhaled their e-vapes...

I don’t follow MMA at all, I watched the fight like most did on YouTube clips after it was all said and done. But truthfully...it looked to me like both of them were putting up about the same fight until Rousey mis-stepped and that was all it took for Holm to dive in and pummel her. And truthfully, that's why I don't…

My neighborhood used to be the ‘suburbs’ of my home city, but over the last 40 years or so development and mall building has swallowed it to where it’s basically just ‘north of downtown’ and the suburbs are way out in the sticks. So the street my wife and I live on—and both coincidentally grew up around—is early-60’s…

“Thank you, Louis, that was short but...pointless." —Egon Spengler

Just google up Christopher Hitchens old work on her. He was credited as being the main guy to blow the lid off how horrific Theresa's whole philosophy of 'suffering above all' was, and how her charity takes in millions of dollars but in fact basically just operates 'death houses' where people with illnesses were not…

Having a place called "Memories Pizzeria" just invokes that sappy seventies song "The Way We Were" and I honestly can't think of a gayer association for a business name to have.

But without my gun, how'm I gonna protect my family's waffles?