Only if President Martha Stewart pledged to wrangle enough appropriations from Congress so that the White House would be completely re-themed every month and she gave weekly State of the Union addresses from various locales therein.

Why would you want Medicare when you could have positive energy and universal "healing arts"?

You know, from these people, I don’t even give a flying fuck about their policies, because look how uninformed she is. Positive energy flow? Get off my lawn. I WANT a politician this time around, who actually knows how bills become laws and doesn’t reckon they can just use executive privilege for unlimited hamberders…

IT’S SO GOOD!!! I kind of fell back after that hyper real and hyper depressing chair in the middle of the street episode (i don’t remember the name), but this Cyrus story line has me on an emotional roller coaster. I seriously want Crissle and Kid Fury to do a Scandal recap

I’ve been wanting to watch again! Kid Fury and Crissle keep saying it’s good again and I trust their judgment.

Oh look, another day in which we get to consider whether our leaders are actually evil or merely incompetent. How unexpected.

Do you want to do something non-violent and positive?

“Being different” helped us contribute to the rise of DJ Trump. You be different. The rest of us will fight.

I’m mad about this because it totally justifies Fucking Richard Spencer continuing to drive this “white man victim” narrative.

No, no, a thousand times no. Anyone who thinks it’s possible to change the beliefs of a long-term committed neo-Nazi white supremacist like Richard Spencer is completely delusional. He isn’t a child. And you can’t reason with Nazis. Plus, for those who worry that this was a bad idea, plays into his hands, etc., I…

MLK’s use of non-violence was a specific tactic to highlight how there would be a response of violence to black people asserting their basic humanity by doing things as simple as using a water fountain. Trotting non-violence out as an end rather than a specific mean so you can make a point is irresponsible and…

You go be better. Let someone else be useful.

But Nazi. And also, Nazi. Did you know...Nazi? Alternatively, Nazi. Nazi bad, Vandals good.

While you’re talking wistfully about hand holding and meeting Nazis halfway these fuckers are planning armed rallies and targeting Jewish communities.

MLK was shot, no?

I was just about to make this comment.

That book sounds horrifying and fascinating. *Added to cart*

Wow, your HR department is scared of being sued because not letting him sexually harass you is religious discrimination? Christ! This is some very, very sick shit. It also shows you just how fucked-up their priorities are; a man’s fake religion is more important than a woman’s well-being and bodily autonomy.

Ah yes, the ol “Mormon Defense.” I’m quite familiar. When I was working in Alaska, we had employee housing because of the remoteness of our work. I put in for housing for two employees who were going to be doing some wildlife surveys. They just happened to be two females who were also a couple. When the head of the…

I currently work with a Mormon and have Mormon family members—that is not normal.