Like a time capsule from 2001. I’d have loved this so hard back then. Now it’s a total meh.

I honestly don’t mind it. At least it doesn’t look like literally every other anonymous blob-on-wheels out there.

My wife's malibu did the same thing. For some reason it didn't do it much if I had it in manual mode and put it into second at a stop. It seemed counter intuitive but again seemed to work.

It was probably over in a matter of seconds and hardly a savage assault, but the feverish denial makes me think it really occur and it’s a telling insight into the former president’s state of mind that day. 

Thunder Cougar Falcon Bird

Looks like it was possibly lower than it normally is due to the construction? There don’t appear to be any signs saying that it is a low bridge. It would be interesting to find out if the driver of the car hauler was actually at fault.

Looks like “less than 2 Chevy Express vans stacked on top of one another”

He’s yelling. 

Next time we’ll shout into your good ear.

There were typos, he did it himself. 

I really appreciate your effort in retyping the weird guy’s weird comment in all caps.

They said “A WINDFALL PROFITS TAX WOULD BE GOOD....OH WAIT: THAT WOULD MEAN THE CRIMINAL AND CORRUPT REPUBLICANS, ESPECIALLY THE DONALD-GROVELERS IN THE SENATE, WOULD DO THE RIGHT THING AND TURN THE TAX INTO LAW. BUT IF THERE’S ONE THING THOSE LYING MONSTERS HAVE PROVEN, DOING THE RIGHT THING IS IMPOSSIBLE FORE THEM.”

What? 

A windfall profits tax would be good....

They likely agreed to a covenant not to execute as part of the arbitration agreement.

HOLD ON. The litigation you are reporting on has nothing to do with whether GEICO insurance covers this loss. That litigation is still pending in Federal Court and will ultimately decide if GEICO has to pay or not.

Remember, the median age of a new car buyer is in their mid 50s.

I’m pretty sure more weight would be saved by removing the 38 way adjustable seats or the 64 Bang & Olufsen speakers. Or simply get rid of the 21" wheels since that’s unsprung weight.

Quick, everyone vote this one up so that the Jalopnik guys can’t do a slideshow because they are too busy puking!