Yeah, I’m sure almost every one off the line is dropping parts on the road behind it because of build quality concerns, since we know for a fact nothing happened involving any kind of accidents with the one you saw.

Turns out it was a guy on a bike with a trombone for the engine noises.

Hey, where is the guy that wanted an over-landing rig in that article yesterday that I didn’t read because it was a slideshow?

Even if this is fair to the market, I’m calling it CP. The market is CP.

Fuck ‘em for killing Holden.

This. I didn’t even bother with it, once I saw it was one of those bullshit slideshows I just closed the tab.

Surprised this isn’t a listicle. Could probably Spanfeller things up by writing two or three lines and a picture, make for a 20-slide preview, right?

Got a question, and would appreciate an honest response.

If you live in the American rust belt, chances are, you’ve broken many, many bolts while fixing your car.

I’m really of two minds about the subprime loan thing. On the one hand, I think they do take advantage of people, and there should be far more limits to what is allowed. On the other hand, the alternative is NO access to credit for those with no or bad credit ratings, and reality is that in most of this country you…

That’s a true concept. How does it apply in this article, though? 

Yep, that’s politics. Some change their story over a decade. Some do it every 24 hours. 

4Low: It feels strange reading a Morning shift with an unbiased tone, no ‘New York is the only place in the world’ opinions, or union Shilling.

Plus, 3 points of floor contact is a lot less stable than 4.

3rd gear: I saw a brand new Mitsubishi on temp tags yesterday, and it prompted me to think: where do you even get a Mitsubishi? Gun to my head I couldn’t tell you where or when I last saw a Mitsubishi dealer.  I figured they just sold them factory new to sketchy buy-here-pay-here lots.

5th Gear: It’s not a bad idea, and Miami has a really smart pilot where cargo trucks are being replaced by ebikes, but having ridden a standard pedal bike to try and get in shape and eventually maybe possibly replace my bullshit car commute, I think it’s a bit more complicated than just “Everyone on the bike!” It’s mor…

If you don’t think 0-200 in 7 seconds is exciting, then you’ve got brain worms. 

It’s worse than that, as these can’t even be removed at all.

And still no disappearing center row seats like the Pacifica.

A check engine light with a flimsy excuse is the “don’t worry, it’s only a minor rash” of the car world. I’m totally sure you could treat your minor rash with a $6 cream from CVS, and if you’re able to diagnose a rash on your own bits and bobs, good for you.