Goddamn classic! Hurt, Turner and Mickey Rourke at their hottest,and Reva from Guiding Light!

Yep. Really love being told that my problem is “you need to stop being unhappy about being single and just accept it”. Like, why don’t you just fuckin’ come right out and say that I don’t deserve anyone?

“Make new friends” is much easier said than done once you’re 25+, have a career, and live in a city like Los Angeles where people are skeptical of other people. Making new friends is just as difficult as dating, in my opinion.

I approve.

Wow was this a missed opportunity. The voice of Kitt from Night Ridder, Jarvis from the Iron Man movies, The Voice from the computer on Star Trek, there are about a hundred iconic voices from Sci fi and pop culture and millions that would buy androids just for this feature alone. Because who wouldn’t want Optimus…

Criticism is NOT caring when talking about clothing or hair choices - mundane choices that don’t harm anyone. Not even for good mothers. I’m shocked that a therapist would make a statement like that. If your mother deflects and denies when you call her out on her bullshit that is called gaslighting, and it’s a very…

The thing that bothers me about this movie is that Amy’s character views herself as “fat” and “not fit”, in the trailer during the bikini contest she has a fit stomach, It’s flat and Inthink she may even have a two pack, no she’s not a size 2 but she actually has a very fit body, and viewers are supposed to view her…

For the first time I can actually say I’m buying Penthouse for the article and be telling the truth.

Well, they’ll probably enjoy the sex more and that is pretty important.

Only lock your door from the outside, using the keys. Never from the inside. so when you go to lock it, you won’t have your keys and will have to go back. This also stops you from locking yourself out.

Bluetooth tracker (e.g. Keysmart Pro) and an IFTTT alert.

I have a little bowl on a window sill close the the door. My keys always belong there. It takes a while to create the habit but it will stick. Especially if the bowl is striking (mine is from Morocco; a gift from a friend).

Only lock your front door from the outside. You can’t forget them that way!

Glue them to your fingers?

I put them in the shoes I’m going to wear next.

I wear bluejeans. Keys are in my pocket 24/7. Unless I am showering and changing my jeans.

Put them in your pocket, keep them there. Never leave home without them. Oh and before you complain that your key-ring won’t fit in your pocket, remove all the useless junk off of it.

I am incredibly charming and charismatic and am NOT a psychopath thank you very much. All the severed heads in my fridge tell me so.

...because not everybody can have a job that is intellectually, spiritually, and emotionally stimulating? because some of us need to make money in order to feed ourselves?

I wish we all lived in a world where we could turn our nose up at paying jobs.