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I had a moderately successful white elephant exchange by bringing in a Star Wars Pez set that everyone fought over. That served as enough distraction that no one seemed as interested in the other items so I was able to “steal” the gift that I really wanted.

Since most if not all girls have already been cast for Nick’s season they will be VERY disappointed exiting the limo and not finding Luke. Should be yet another beautiful trainwreck of a season.

Well he did get Angela with that look so I guess it works for some.

I’m in my 40's and have given up dating completely. I just can’t bring myself to date in the online world. I miss the days when a date meant getting dressed up and feeling like it’s a special occasion. Now it’s nothing more then a quick text and an eggplant emoji.

I find that watching old sitcoms with the volume turned down to barely audible calms me down and helps me sleep. There’s something very comforting about hearing familiar voices in the background. I’m saving your jazz playlist for a warm summer night and a glass of wine.