I see that now. Sometimes I react too swiftly and irrationally when my historic team is awful and shitty.

As a Bears fan, I am well aware of his ineptitude as a coach. That was a comment on the general disposition of Bears fans, not a relation to the Lovie Smith situation.

Wait. Where'd Lovie Smith go in the Fire This Guy section? It's not fair to the fat, racist, mustached Chicago bears fan base to quit stroking their anger boners. PUT HIM BACK IN.

OMG THE FACES. THE DISTORTED HORROR. Give me a break.

maybe it isn't my place to say this because I'm the enemy or whatever but no gym I've ever been to (about 5 or 6 different ones in the past few years) was populated by only thin, attractive mannequins or people who judge others AT THE GYM for trying to better themselves either athletically or aesthetically. If they…

Did you know they invented this thing called television too? I remember back in the good old days when you had to play catch and build sheds with the old man for entertainment. Sickening. Next thing you know, they'll be killing unborn children!

What this guy said.

The most disturbing thing about that list is that both Chicago writers chose Cabrera. The only reason Cabrera has an advantage is because his team made the playoffs. HOWEVER everyone who is a White Sox follower know that the Sox pitching won them the division, not Cabrera's batting.

Nope. What would happen is Cabrera would get more hittable pitches in hitter's counts (2-0, 3-1)due to Fielder being behind him (because they don't want to walk him in front of Fielder.) If I were a pitcher, I'd just walk both of them because it'd still take two hits to get Cabrera's fat ass home from second base.

Every baseball fan hopes his team trades for him. Can't wait to see him with the White Sox when he's 35 and burnt out

I have a different Remington trimmer and the damn thing would cut me at least 3 times every time I used it to trim my beard. Bad products in general it would seem.

when he was male, would he have been ok with showing his dong to 6 year old girls? She probably would have thought it inappropriate. This really has nothing to do with gender and everything to do with the fact she's walking around with her dick out. It's common decency to not walk around with your dick out.

and they have the same hairline. you can't explain that

what about when they were winning 34-0 against the Jets and 45-3 against the Bills? They couldn't give them a few snaps in garbage time? That's just silly.

their stadium is ugly

Nigga is a disempowered version of nigger. Who cares if he says it? Rappers use it dozens of times per song with barely any public outcry. Nas made a whole album basically about this principle named, fittingly, "Nigger" (which is a fantastic record by the way.) The only time I would consider it racist is if it's used…

I laughed. A lot of people that understand baseball laughed. Every one of those home runs was followed by me sending a text to a buddy saying simply "lololol" or "hahaha". I don't think this 500 word article on Deadspin will ruin his place in history. Calm yourself down, child.

Depends. If they have a good running back that scores a lot of TDs (6 points+ 1 per 10 yards,) that's worth less than a quarterback throwing to a wide receiver for yards and TDs (12 points + 1.5 pts per 10 yards.) So it will probably always be GB, NO or NE.

I love having him play for my beloved Chicago Bears but I really wish he'd just stop saying things all the time.

Come on now. That was half a motion removed from NFL Blitz 2000.