The Yankees lineup 1-9 on most days has that extreme uppercut. Teixeira's is one of the most noticeable. This most likely accounts for the fact they were one of the worst teams hitting with RISP and scored over 50% of their runs via the long ball. Leads me to believe Kevin Long is creating a bad pattern with Yankees…

As a White Sox fan, of course I want to see Big Jim get a ring since they blew it for him in '06. However, it's the Orioles. THE ORIOLES. Who doesn't want to see them win? To reclaim the greatness they had in the 70's with Palmer et al and 90's with Ripken. It's just fun to cheer on the underdog. Especially when they…

Things Jesus doesn't like: drugs, alcohol, sex, John Cena

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I wonder if flags have an expiration date and that's why they have throw all 150 of them before the game's over.

Nicely done. This one really linked it all together for me.

... what?

JETER PLAYS THE GAME RIGHT, IS VERY HANDSOME, DOESN'T BREAK LAWS

Can't wait for the installment for Cowboy Joe West.

Wait. So Tebow's the anti-christ? Now it all makes sense.