Y’mama.

Can we talk about how many Trump supporters’ heads would have exploded if Obama used “best not” in a comment about potential military conflict?

TBF I know a lot of dumb people with college degrees from all over, though.

Due to his poor result, Billy was relegated to ballboying the Utica Open.

For fuck’s sake is there an editor somewhere?

I thought we were done with this?

Yeah, this was going to be my general question. Does anyone on Deadspin give two shits about this ‘ongoing saga?’ I mean, I guess I should be happy that it seems to be occupying dear dear Billy, in lieu of his riveting, factually accurate, unbiased coverage of US soccer.

At this point, I’m impressed you continue to finding the will to keep typing. But that doesn’t mean I don’t wish you’d stop.

Thank fucking god this is over.

naby keita did it better

i use portugal in fifa and can’t tell you how many times i’ve had to chase neymar down the left wing with semedo

Little looks like every single white cop under 40.

Yeah, I am pretty certain Billy is a homosexual and has recently and repeatedly watched that Brazilian futbol player that jacked off two “expensive manicured cocks” on this site. Not saying theres anything wrong with being gay, but yeah there’s something morally wrong with the needless imagery of the last paragraph.

I thought you were gonna say Billy for a moment there

Might as well resurrect 500 days of Kristin. 

Billy’s reign of terror at Deadspin? Apparently not.

Thank goodness. We were all worried that you’d find new soccer stories to misreport.

All my life I hated soap operas. Apparently I was just looking in the wrong places!

Hey Deadspin, why has there not been a recap of the U.S. vs. Costa Rica game. Yea it’s the Gold Cup but come on! Clint Dempsey tied LD’s record of all time U.S. goal scorer in his home state. This is the same Clint Dempsey that people were concerned that he was not going to be able to play again because of a heart…

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